Thursday, October 11, 2007

Dear Marc Jacobs....




Stop being naked all the time.

We get it--you started working out and have a marginally good body.

Guess what: You aren't the only one. In fact, despite your efforts, you don't look like, say, Chris Evans, who has every right to be shirtless at all times.

Get over yourself. I mean, seriously. We like you for you clothes, and could really care less about you physically.

And, let's be frank, your face is kind of busted. Whaaa Whaaa.

Yours,
Seth

1 comment:

Greg said...

You are awesome and have caused me to waste valuable time reading your hilarious observational humor.

I shall read the rest of your blog tomorrow. Putting it off until then being the only way to avoid certain class failure.