"I took a bite...and then I saw God."

I'm ganking this from my Facebook because a) something as monumental as The KFC Double Down needs all the overkill documentation it can get and b) the captions are really funny. I mean, like, so funny. Go ahead -- read them. See all the funny.

On April 12th, 2010, KFC released upon the world that which it needed most: a sandwich made entirely of meat. Cheesy bacon between two fried pieces of chicken, or, as Nojan described it, "modern America in a sandwich." Behold what happened when five intrigued, ravenous, bewildered and ultimately kind of sad individuals tried this feat of human determination for the first time.






The tomb.



The shroud.




And, behold, The Messiah.


Let he without shame take the first bite.



...and immediately regret it (but not really).



Wonder Hairtwin powers: activate!



Form of...


Rachel Rosenblit!


Things may seem relatively calm here, but two seconds later Rachel ate the chicken straight out of his jugular.


Note the Guy Fieri Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives “hunch” in this photo. Well done, Julie!



Like any good abused lover, I always go back for more when I know I shouldn't.



One bite left. Who should be so lucky to receive it?



Johanna. Always Johanna.


Who wants lunch?!