I, Seth Plattner

hereby claim that I would like to donate my DNA for the purpose of cloning so as to prove, disprove or simply elucidate the genetic link between hetero- and homosexuality. In order that such an experiment be rightfully and scientifically accurate, I suggest, but do not claim with any authority due to my lack of scientific accreditation, that multiple samples of my DNA be acquired, cultured and subsequently cloned in a multitude of controlled and non-controlled environments to determine if, when and how homosexuality becomes realized from conception to fetus to birth and so forth. I, an open and obvious homosexual, will serve as the control, while my clones, the variables. Please feel free to contact me at any time, day or night, for recruitment. I only require a small fee for my services and worldwide acknowledgment. Thank you.

Disclaimer: I, however, take no responsibility for whatever ethical or moral questions, concerns, riots, murders or gene manipulations by right-wing or religious groups may occur. Again, thank you.