because it make me laugh so good

I want to see a battle between ENDCAT:



And Bacchus:



Bets on who prevails?

can't nobody hold me down

I get fickle with my blog, so look for a few changes re: posts. I do a lot of blogging and writing for my perspective jobs (ELLE/Out.com) but not all of it makes it into the mag or onto the web (editors -- who needs em?). So I've decided to start posting my unpublished musings on fashion and pop culture here, at things that go splatt.

i mean i can't my head is going to explode

and then I'm going to cry and barf rainbows.

These two were rescued from the Jesusita Fire in Santa Barbara and immediately started snorgling. It's like the Fox and the Hound but real and so much fucking cuter!





via, who else, Cute Overload

Michael Scott is my tragic hero

I finally got around to watching the season finale of The Office last night, and Michael's speech about his relationship with Holly was arguably one of the most poignant moments the show -- and Steve Carell -- has ever delivered:

I didn't find the perfect moment [to tell Holly we belong together]. Because I think that today was about just having today. And I think that we are one of those couples with a long story when people ask how we found each other. I will see her, every now and then, and, maybe, one year she'll be with somebody and the next year I'll be with somebody. And it's going to take a long time... and then it's perfect. I'm in no rush.

Me neither.

Dude...

Hah, he's drowning!

At first I thought this video was all relaxing and stuff...until I realized it was about a rescue mission...


Bathtub IV from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.

Give it to me, I want it now

Thank you, Korean scientists, for making a puppy that GLOWS IN THE FUCKING DARK.

lights on:


lights off:

Happy Anniversary

2 years at E L L E. Christ.

Clinton Street Bakery, before and after

Bravo.

this commercial made me a runner