Michael Scott is my tragic hero

I finally got around to watching the season finale of The Office last night, and Michael's speech about his relationship with Holly was arguably one of the most poignant moments the show -- and Steve Carell -- has ever delivered:

I didn't find the perfect moment [to tell Holly we belong together]. Because I think that today was about just having today. And I think that we are one of those couples with a long story when people ask how we found each other. I will see her, every now and then, and, maybe, one year she'll be with somebody and the next year I'll be with somebody. And it's going to take a long time... and then it's perfect. I'm in no rush.

Me neither.

Dude...

Hah, he's drowning!

At first I thought this video was all relaxing and stuff...until I realized it was about a rescue mission...


Bathtub IV from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.

Give it to me, I want it now

Thank you, Korean scientists, for making a puppy that GLOWS IN THE FUCKING DARK.

lights on:


lights off:

Happy Anniversary

2 years at E L L E. Christ.

Clinton Street Bakery, before and after

Bravo.

this commercial made me a runner

May have got a paycut today...

But this cheers me up:

Shouldawouldacoulda

Last night in my screen writing class we were asked, if you could have written any already written screenplay what would it have been? Here are a few:

1. Leaving Las Vegas

2. Anchorman

3. Brokeback Mountain (this goes for the short story, too)

4. Gladiator

5. Can't Hardly Wait

6. Memento

7. Léon

8. Kill Bill

9. Monty Python and the Holy Grail

10. Jerry McGuire

A blog after my own heart

I'm thinking about asking to contribute to this blog, Fuck Yeah Cilantro. A few excerpts: