May have got a paycut today...

But this cheers me up:

Shouldawouldacoulda

Last night in my screen writing class we were asked, if you could have written any already written screenplay what would it have been? Here are a few:

1. Leaving Las Vegas

2. Anchorman

3. Brokeback Mountain (this goes for the short story, too)

4. Gladiator

5. Can't Hardly Wait

6. Memento

7. Léon

8. Kill Bill

9. Monty Python and the Holy Grail

10. Jerry McGuire

A blog after my own heart

I'm thinking about asking to contribute to this blog, Fuck Yeah Cilantro. A few excerpts:

Today's best status update

Tina Fey, via twitter:

It's so nice out. It almost makes me want to go for a walk. Almost.

ya know what makes me happy?

fat ladies with big round faces:

Margins

are borders.
are lines.
are edges.
are limits.

are seashores.
are page breaks.
are sunrises.
are sunsets.

are breakups.
are makeups.
are exes.
are boyfriends.

are lonely.
are pain.
are longing.
are regret.

are thresholds. are where you end and I begin.

i eat a lot.

and sometimes i hate myself.

Please, make it stop

I'm on bended knee...

Today's best status update

ann h. lee via Facebook:

is ann.lee@nyu.edu.. not to be confused w/ annlee@nyu.edu, who has an amex card, does volunteer work, went to harvard, and is a professor... i wonder if she wants to trade identities..

Happy Easter

From my mom to me:

The Easter bunny just left you $100.00 that has been placed in your account—spend it wisely (not on shots).


Wise words, dear mother.